Sprouts Hot and Cold
If you want to get the blood flowing on a snowbound night, serve Brussels sprouts. People love them or despise them—no one is neutral. The response will warm up the room, and the challenge to the cook is of the highest diplomatic order. You want to avoid bruising the tender heart and the great expectations of the sprout devotee while seeking to lure the hate-based reviler into the kinder pastures of sprout love. Think big flavors. Roasting or high-heat cooking caramelizes the leaves of the little wild cabbage cultivars and neutralizes their sulfurous notes. Flavorful fat—bacon, pancetta, or walnut, hazelnut, roasted-sesame, or pumpkin-seed oil—coats leaves like down, soothing their gaseous stink the way a cuddly blanket might an obstreperous child.
Until recently, I couldn’t imagine any Brussels sprouts better than the ones I make, roasted at high heat with pancetta, black pepper, and pine nuts. But at One Big Table’s holiday Twitter party, two of the winning recipes were enough to push me beyond the confines of self (as in my recipe). Jeanne Sauvage, an urban chicken owner and co-founder of the canning channel in Seattle, Washington, offered a recipe for Brussels sprouts with dried herbs and cream that was delicious with the poached chicken I served for Sunday lunch this week. And Shauna James Ahern (glutenfreegirl.blogspot.com) of Washington’s nearby Whidbey Island used shaved sprouts in a raw winter slaw that struck just the right note with spicy pan-roasted pork chops I made last night. Only the dogs took exception. Too many clean plates too often this week.
“We kids feared many things in those days—werewolves, dentists, North Koreans, Sunday school—but they all paled in comparison with Brussels sprouts.” —Dave Barry, in Dave Barry’s Bad Habits (1987)
Jeanne Sauvage’s Brussels Sprouts with Herbs and Cream
Seattle, Washington
- 1 1/4 pounds Brussels sprouts (about 25 sprouts)
- 3 tablespoons olive oil, plus more if needed
- 1/4 cup finely chopped shallots
- salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
- 1 teaspoon dried tarragon
- 1 teaspoon dried basil
- 1/4 cup chicken or vegetable broth, homemade or low-salt canned
- 1/8 cup heavy cream
1. Wash Brussels sprouts, cut off stalk ends, remove the outer leaves, cut each sprout into quarters and set aside.
2. In a heavy skillet, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the shallots and sauté until softening, about 1 minute. Add the quartered Brussels sprouts, season lightly with salt and freshly ground pepper, and sauté, tossing occasionally until the sprouts start to brown, 4 to 5 minutes. If the sprouts start to stick to the bottom of the pan, add a bit more oil.
3. Add the herbs and cook, tossing constantly, for a minute or two until fragrant. Reduce the heat to low and add the broth. Cover and let the sprouts steam for about 5 minutes.
4. Remove from heat and add the heavy cream. Stir until it coats the sprouts evenly. Taste, adjust seasoning with additional salt and pepper if needed and serve immediately.
Serves four
Shauna James Ahern’s Winter Slaw
Whidbey Island, WashingtonFor the slaw:
- 1 head broccoli
- 10 Brussels sprouts
- 1/2 head Napa cabbage
- 2 stalks celery
For the dressing:
- 1/2 cup mayonnaise, fresh-made if possible
- 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
- 2 tablespoons rice wine vinegar
- kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
1. To prepare the vegetables, remove the little florets from the broccoli. Peel the outer layer of the broccoli stalks and slice them in half lengthwise, then dice them (about 1/2-inch cubes) and set aside. Remove the outer layer of the Brussels sprouts. Cut each sprout in half. Slice the halves as thin as possible and set aside. Cut the Napa cabbage in half. Remove the core and slice as finely as possible and set aside. Slice the celery down the middle, lengthwise, then dice the celery stalks the same size as the broccoli stalks. Combine all the vegetables in a large bowl.
2. To make the dressing, mix the mayonnaise, mustard, and rice wine vinegar. Season it with salt and pepper to taste. Toss the vegetables with the dressing, taste, and adjust seasoning with additional salt or black pepper if desired.
Serves four












